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We are trying hard to invent new jokes.

Here is our effort:

1) Treffen sich zwei Handwerker im Mittelalter. Fragt der Eine: "Wie hast die Mauer ohne Hilfsmittel so gerade hochgezogen?", Sagt der andere: "Ich bin Freimaurer"

2) A moderate programmer comes into heaven. God says: "Behind door 1 is your dreamgirl. Behind door 2 is your dreamhouse. Behind door 3 is your dreamcar". The programmer asks: "Can i change my decision?"
The geeks shall inherit the properties and methods of object earth.
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